MILKSHAKE! Live – The Magic Story Book. How exciting for little ones to be able to see their favourite characters come alive, characters like Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Noddy, Little Princess, Shimmer & Shine, Winnie & Wilbur and many more. Set against Milkshake’s magical bookcase Monkey and two Milkshake! Presenters will take audiences on a journey through the world’s favourite fairy tales. This sparkling, musical show is sure to amaze and delight young and old alike. The cast will be on stage tomorrow (February 16) at noon and 3.30pm, at the Grand, Lancaster.
Box office 01524-64695.
Tickets: £15; (U16s) £13.50; (12mths-2yrs) £5; (U12mths) free; family £53.

ONLY Fools and Three Courses – food and comedy buffs will love this hilarious combination featuring all our favourite bits from the classic sitcom – Only fool & Horses! There’s everything from Batman & Robin and blow-up dolls to hooky goods and club singer Tony Angelino’s infamous performance of ‘Crying’. There’s no denying that Del Boy will be up to his old tricks, Rodney’s on the run from Damien, Trigger’s lost his broom and Uncle Albert’s desperate to sing his sea shanties.
Classic, family friendly, comedy chaos as only the Trotters could serve up. Taking place tomorrow (February 16, 7pm), at the Castle Green Hotel, Kendal. You know it makes sense!
To book call 01539-734000.
Tickets £30 per person.

THE Yorkshire Dales National Park remains one of the darkest places in England and to celebrate this a Dark Skies event, which is part of the Yorkshire Dales & North Yorkshire Moors National Parks’ Dark Skies Festival will take place on Saturday (February 17) from 7pm to 10pm, at The Churchmouse, Barbon, near Kirkby Lonsdale. The evening will start when Stuart Atkinson, a lifelong amateur astronomer based in Kendal, arrives to give an illustrated talk about basic stargazing. Next, Stuart will lead you outside to point out the stars and constellations which were featured in his talk. Then, back inside to take a look at some of Stuart’s personal collection of rare and valuable meteorites, and answer any of your questions.
The event is limited to 40, so please book. Call Jules on 015242-76224.
Tickets are £10 per person and includes a glass of mulled wine and tapas.

STAR of BBCs Live at the Apollo and The Mash Report, Geoff Norcott takes to the road with his new show – Traditionalism. According to him the world is changing at a dizzying rate, and he is trying to hold modern views but worries that tradition is becoming a dirty word. In this divisive political climate, a Conservative and Leave-voting comedian is certainly a rare breed. He is happy to pick fights with the liberal choir on subjects including identity and Europe and wrestle with the idea of toxic masculinity!  As a satirical comic, Geoff has written for channel 4s Alternative Election Night, featured as a guest on Question Time (BBC1) and Daily Politics (BBC2) plus much more. He is appearing at the Lancaster Comedy Club at The Borough, on Sunday (February 18, 8pm).
Booking online only - www.lancastercomedy.co.uk.
Tickets £12 plus fee.

VALENTINES Dinner – enjoy a sumptuous gourmet dinner in the elegant surroundings of Muncaster Castle, at Ravenglass, on Friday (February 16, 7.30pm). Guests will meet in the Great Hall for a champagne reception followed by a top-flight four course dinner at your private table, served either in the Drawing Room or the Family Dining Room. Also included is general entry for the day to Muncaster’s Gardens and Hawk and Owl Centre (from 11am) with the Sky Hunters bird of prey display at 1.30pm.
So, if you’re feeling rather romantic and fancy winning a few brownie points with your other half, then book this event as tables are restricted.
Booking required, go to www.muncaster.co.uk/
Tickets £90 each.

BILL Bailey - Larks In Transit is a compendium of travellers tales and the general shenanigans of 20 years as a travelling comedian. With musical virtuosity, surreal tangents and trademark intelligence. Bill tackles politics, philosophy and the pursuit of happiness. On stage at The Sands Centre, Carlisle, tomorrow (February 16, 8pm).

Box office 01228-633766.

Tickets £27.50.