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Anna Clarke

To be a twit or not to be a twit - that is the question

To be a twit or not to be a twit - that is the question

I book train tickets for right time on wrong day

I book train tickets for right time on wrong day

I don't want mugging on my own doorstep!

I don't want mugging on my own doorstep!

OK, I agree, a motorbike is not actually baby-friendly

OK, I agree, a motorbike is not actually baby-friendly

I’ve got an unnatural urge to keep things tidy

I’ve got an unnatural urge to keep things tidy

If you can’t beat them it’s time to have a party

If you can’t beat them it’s time to have a party

Lady Wood

New owner of Lady Wood at Grasmere is revealed

The world needs to change - but not until the morning!

The world needs to change - but not until the morning!

Anna Smith

The Duchess left in high heels; I was in pyjamas

For the first time in weeks I ate with two hands

For the first time in weeks I ate with two hands

Prams, toys and nappies, along with a bag of peas

Weird and wonderful to return with food show

Weird and wonderful to return with food show

‘Quick, hide - someone is coming to the front door’

‘Quick, hide - someone is coming to the front door’

Motherhood has turned me into a 2am shopper

Teachers must get a break at some point

20 women were all a gooey mess in the shower

My advice comes in words just 4-letters long

Winter 'fun' is off limits to me now...

How did I ever find the time to fit in working?

We need to stand up and fight for our NHS

We’ve got the Playstation up and running...

New Year's resolutions? No thanks!

Back in the noughties, your mobile phone was a numbers game

It's practical...but does that make it right?

It's a case of baby brain - but I might actually enjoy it!

It's happened: I've grown up...

OPINION: My inner diva has been given short shrift

When it comes to autumn weather, we're all wrong!

Christmas is here, whether you like it or not...

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OPINION: Why we need to do our bit to help struggling South Lakes charity

I think I'm being targeted by creepy-crawlies...

Restaurant etiquette: I might just get a takeaway tonight...

Restaurant etiquette: I might just get a takeaway tonight...

OPINION: "The county show traffic needs to be dealt with...but not until '90s classics hour' is over."

OPINION: "The county show traffic needs to be dealt with...but not until '90s classics hour' is over."

"People keep getting up...they're going to tip the plane!"

"People keep getting up...they're going to tip the plane!"

Is it 'art'...or it is just plain rubbish?

At least I've got a well-stocked condiment cupboard...

Attack of the wedding guestzillas!

I might be a 'great mind' after all...

My shoes, these days, are mainly comfy...

The men of Cumbria can go from nought to topless in the time it takes for two clouds to part...

Cold callers are people too, you know

Woolworth's - back when times were simpler

Everything went downhill when Woolworth's closed

I need to get rid of the spaniel on my head...

I'm off to join the Morecambe Bay mermaids!

The sound of silence is pure pleasure!

I'm in the doghouse with the cat...and I can't be doing with all this tension!

F1: the soundtrack of the relationship

Romance isn't dead - it's just being drowned out by the Formula One...

Not even the slowest checkout staff want to talk about anything more than the weather...

"We’re like a nation of Hugh Grant film characters, circa 1995..."

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