OH DEAR, I don't know what to do in this important general election-cum-referendum (No 2) in disguise.

I can just imagine people in Parliament discussing what to do: "Have a referendum or, I know, we'll have a general election because no one wants a referendum, do they?"

We're not daft, you know, even though we are mere serfs to a lot of MPs. You can't pull the wool over our eyes, especially up north.

Now then, do I vote for the person or the party? What if the candidate is in the wrong party to mine? Will the colour of the party clash with my clothes? By the way, I don't have a computer but thank you for listening.

Dorinda Mackereth