n We are told that rogue water skiers are to invade the lakes in our area. At the same time, the ban on hunting foxes has come into force.

Why don't we put these two ideas together and have the hounds trained to hunt the roguewater skiers?

We might have to fit the hounds with water wings, but I am sure that there would be a government grant for that.

At one fell (pack) swoop, we would be both maintaining a tradition and performing a public service.

Tony Hunt Grasmere