WEDNESDAY Under Milk Wood, the Dukes Theatre, Moor Lane, Lancaster (until October 22); NMNW present Speed Dating 8.30pm, the Gregson Centre, Moor Lane, Lancaster; Urban Chic, Toast nightclub, Lancaster; Karaoke night, Chicago Rock Caf, Lancaster; DJ Freear, the Revolution, Lancaster; Juicy, the Sugarhouse, Lancaster; Morecambe Salsa Upstairs, The Kings Arms, Morecambe; Karaoke at Fred's On The Ball, Marine Rd, Morecambe; Cooking with Jazz, Sun Street Caf, Lancaster; Big Pussy's Party. Varsity, Lancaster' Gotcha Nuts?' Martins SU Students and guests party night, Liquid, Lancaster.

THURSDAY The Lancaster International Concert Series: Alexander Kerr - Violin; Paul Watkins - Cello; Anton Nell - Piano. 7.30pm The Great Hall, Lancaster University; Hard Times, the Ye Olde John O'Gaunt, Market Street; Quiz Night, the Morecambe Hotel, Quiz Night, the Owl's Nest, Bare; Pop quiz, Farmhouse Tavern, Morecambe Road, Lancaster; live jazz with the New Riverside Jazz Band at the Wagon and Horses, St George's Quay, Lancaster; Funky, Liquid, Lancaster; 80s night, Toast, Lancaster; Rock night, the Crypt, Lancaster; Karaoke, the Dolly Blue, West Road, Lancaster; Live music, the Sun Street Caf, Lancaster; Quiz, the Golden Ball, Snatchems; Out on the Floor, Toast, Lancaster; Love Deluxe, the Lounge, Lancaster; Folk Session, the Gregson Centre, Lancaster; Karaoke contest, the Dolly Blue, West Road, Lancaster; Cam's Open mic, Kormers Bar, the Farmer's Arms, Lancaster; Old Time and Modern Sequence dancing, 2pm-4pm, the Platform, Morecambe; FRIDAY Feedback at Korners, the Farmer's Arms, Lancaster. 8pm-1am; Women's writing for performance 5pm the Playroom, Nuffield Theatre, Lancaster University; DJ at Fibber McGee's, Lancaster; House anthems, Toast, Lancaster; Live music at the Bobbin, Lancaster; Live music at the Wagon and Horses, St George's Quay; Music & Cabaret, Kampus, China Street, Lancaster; Retro disco, Paddy Mulligans, Lancaster; Hydra lite, the Morecambe Hotel; Shockwave, Liquid, Lancaster; Soul Heads, Toast, Lancaster; Dances of Universal Peace, 7.30pm to 10pm, the Friends Meeting House, Lancaster.

SATURDAY Jewels from the Soul Crown, the Gregson Centre, 7pm to midnight; Disco night, Brooks, Dalton Square, Lancaster; Karaoke, the Palatine, Morecambe; Cooking with Jazz, the Sun Street Caf, Lancaster; Unwind, the Lounge, Lancaster; Music and cabaret, Kampus, China Street; The Dark Place 9.30pm to 2am, Hamlets, Lancaster Leisure Park; Royale Saturday, Toast, Lancaster; Vienna Festival Ballet Presents The Nutcracker 7.30pm The Dome, Morecambe; Dead Men Walking 8.00pm, the Platform, Morecambe; Feedback at Korners, Lancaster. 8pm to 1am; The Tracers, Pendle Bar, Lancaster University; Niki McCretton & Kathy Hinde: Relative. 8pm the Nuffield Theatre, Lancaster University; Soul Night, the Gregson Centre, Lancaster; Live music, the Golden Lion, Moor Lane, Lancaster; Disco night, the Britannia, Lancaster.

SUNDAY Dogs and Sausages, the Ye Olde John O'Gaunt, Market Street, Lancaster; Lush, Toast, Lancaster; pop quiz, the Hest Bank Hotel; Dolls House and Miniatures Fair 10.30pm - 4pm Leighton Hall, Carnforth; Table Top Sale 1pm St Paul's Parish Hall, Scotforth; The Jimmy Cricket Show 7.30pm, the Grand Theatre, Lancaster; The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster. 6.15pm the Little Terrorist (PG), 8.30pm Yes (15); Seedsavers Harvest Festival 10am, Friends Meeting House and tasting garden, Lancaster; Jam Session, the Morecambe Hotel, Lord Street, Morecambe; Wendy Lee, the Duke of Lancaster, China Street; Lancaster and Morecambe District Singles Fellowship 7.30pm Function Room, Tivoli Bar, Morecambe; Quiz Night, the Merchants, Lancaster.

MONDAY Lena Simic: Joan Trial. 8pm, the Nuffield Theatre, Lancaster University; Carnage, the Crypt, Lancaster; Open Mic night, the Lounge, Lancaster; Open mic night, the Royal Hotel, More-cambe; Lost, Toast, Lancaster; Use your nuts, Liquid, North Road, Lancaster; Jazz with Bob Moffat and Friends, the Ye Olde John O'Gaunt; Carnage, the Crypt, Lancaster; Folk Session, the Smuggler's Den, Morecambe; Old Time afternoon, the Pier Hotel, More-cambe; The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster. 6.15pm Yes (15), 8.30pm the Little Terrorist (PG), 8.45pm Me You and Everyone We Know (15) TUESDAY Mark Thomas & Robert Newman 8.00pm The Dome, Morecambe; Jo Jingles, music for pre-school children. 9.30am; Live Jazz, the Ye Olde John O'Gaunt, Lancaster; Quiz, the Bobbin, Lancaster; Liquid Friends, Liquid, Lancaster; The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster. 6.15pm the Little Terrorist (PG), 6.30pm Me and You and Everyone We Know (15), Yes (15); Basement, the Crypt, Market Street, Lancaster; Folk session, the Gregson Centre, Moor Lane, Lancaster.